Ways to waste time by trying to remember something...
| Try to remember old group photos and the names of everyone in them |
| Try to remember old jokes |
| Try to remember the color of your friends' eyes. |
| Try to remember the formula for the volume of a sphere |
| Try to remember the Gettysburg Address |
| Try to remember the license plate numbers of all the cars you have ever owned |
| Try to remember the name of the tiny man in The Maltese Falcon |
| Try to remember the order of the Ten Commandments |
| Try to remember the tune of the Warsaw Concerto |
| Try to remember what is the most you have ever drunk on one occasion |
| Try to remember what you are supposed to be doing |
| Try to remember what you did last week |
| Try to remember what you did this time last year |
| Try to remember where you put last year's Christmas list |
| Try to remember who got drunk at the office party |
| Try to remember who taught you chemistry in college |
| Try to remember who was the class "brain" when you were fifteen years old |
| Try to remember who won old national sports events. |
| Try to remember with how many airlines you have flown. |
| Try to see down your throat with a mirror |
| Try to see the minute hand of your watch moving |
| Try to slide as far down a chair as possible without falling off |
| Try to wiggle your toes |
