Ways to waste time by reading something...
| Read a book upside-down to see if anyone notices |
| Read a map of the places you will never go to |
| Read a newspaper |
| Read a tourist brochure |
| Read all of today's mail again |
| Read an old TV Guide |
| Read any section of a dull book |
| Read Genesis and give an estimate for the cost of creation |
| Read Ludwig Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus |
| Read the acknowledgments of a book |
| Read the annual financial report of a major corporation -and figure out its real value |
| Read the Chinese take-out menu and choose your lunch |
| Read the ingredients on a sauce bottle |
| Read the obituary column of your local newspaper |
| Read this book right through again |
| Read your horoscope in an old newspaper |
| Read your own fortune in a teacup |
