Witch Hiker

A salesman driving along a country road was amazed and delighted to see a really attractive, well-dressed woman hitchhiking on the side of the road. He stopped the car. As she started to get in he said:

"Look, miss. I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm a shocking driver. I'm always having accidents. But if you're prepared to take the risk, you're very welcome to the ride."

The young woman was quite unruffled, and buckled herself into the seat.

"That's okay," she said as he moved off. "But it's only fair to warn you that I'm a witch."

He just laughed. "Oh, yes."

"No, I mean it. I really am. I have supernatural powers. I could put you under my spell and make you turn into anything."

He just laughed all the louder. Then she put her hand on his knee and he turned into a motel.

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