What Kind Of Salts ?

A salesman stopped at a farm and asked the farmer if he could use the toilet. The farmer said:

"Sure you can, son, but it's a bit of a mess. Y'see, my wife takes salts."

The rep made his way up the back path to the outhouse, where he was shocked to see that the farmer had not been exaggerating—the walls, the floor, and the ceiling were all covered with shit. Somehow he used it and made his escape outside as soon as he could.

He thanked the farmer and asked him:

"What kind of salts does your wife take?"

"Somersaults."

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