What A Life

While they were crushed together in a passionate embrace, he decided to tell her.

'Darling,' he said, 'I want you to know that I think you're a wonderful person, but as far as I'm concerned, wedlock is out of the question.'

In reply, she moved closer and uttered a small sigh of pleasure.

'I mean,' he continued, 'you're more like a sister to me.'

'My God,' she murmured, 'what a home life you must have.'

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