The Threat Of Father

The salesman was staying at a farmhouse, and sleeping in the same bed as the farmer's daughter. He made a pass at her but she said:

"Stop that or I'll call my father."

A little later he made another try and got the same response:

"Stop that or I'll call my father."

She did move closer though, and on his third try he was successful. A little while later she said to him:

"Could we do it again?"

He agreed of course. Later as he was dozing off she said:

"Can we do it again?"

He again rose to the occasion. But five minutes later she was tugging at this sleeve.

"Can we do it again?"

"Stop that or I'll call your father."

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