Talking Horse

Driving down a back road, a salesman had trouble with his car. He stopped and lifted the bonnet to see if he could find the trouble. A voice behind him said:

"The trouble is in the battery."

When he looked around there was no one there except an old sway-backed horse. He was so rattled by this that he jumped into the car and took off. Twenty minutes later he came to a town with a small service station. He told his story to the owner.

"There was no one there except you and the horse?"

"Right."

"Was it a black, sway-backed horse with bow legs?"

"That's the one."

"Don't take any notice of him. He doesn't know a thing about engine trouble."

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