Something Solid

An American salesman was travelling in folding ironing boards. He had an upper berth in the Pullman car. He struck up a conversation with a woman in the upper berth across the aisle. Pretty soon he was inviting her to come over and visit with him for a while. She was reluctant.

"How am I going to get over there?"

"Easy. I've got something good and solid here that I can put across the aisle between the berths. You can cross over on that."

"Well, I suppose it'll be all right."

From one of the lower berths came the voice of an old lady:

"Don't you do it, dearie. How do you think he's going to get you back?"

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