Portrait

Grace and Martha were from a very prim and proper finishing school, and they were spending their holiday together in London. They met a bohemian artist and at one of his exhibitions Grace noticed that a canvas of a provocative nude bore a striking resemblance to her girl friend.

'Martha,' she gasped, 'that painting looks exactly like you. Don't tell me you've been posing in the nude.'

'Certainly not," Martha stammered, blushing furiously. 'He must have painted it from memory.'

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