Phallic Symbol

One of the reps took out a girl from the typing pool. She was lovely to look at but didn't have many brains. At the end of the night he took her home to his apartment. She looked vacantly at all his books and paintings. Then she pointed to a carved wooden ornament over the fireplace.

"Whatever's that?"

"It's African. They use it in fertility rites. It's actually a phallic symbol."

"Really? I'd hate to tell you what it looks like."

Two sales reps were having coffee. "How's business?"

"You know how it is. Our line's like sex. When it's good it's wonderful; when it's bad it's still okay. How are you getting on?"

"Couldn't be worse. Even the customers who don't pay their bills have stopped buying."

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