Patience

They moved apart as Frank lit their cigarettes. Then she snuggled close to him again and pulled the bedsheets up around their chins.

'Darling,' she cooed, 'how many others were there before me?'

After a few minutes silence, she said, with a slight pout, 'Well, I'm still waiting."

'Well,' he replied, puffing thoughtfully, 'I'm still counting.'

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