No Ballroom

A young man came to the underwear department of a men's store with a complaint. He was attended to by a young woman.

"I want to return these underpants please."

"Certainly, sir. What's wrong with them?"

"They're . . . not suitable."

"In what way, sir?"

"Well, I'll put it this way. Do you know St Paul's Cathedral?"

"Yes, of course."

"And do you know the ballroom underneath?"

"Wait a minute. There's no ballroom underneath."

"Right. And that's just what's wrong with these underpants."

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