Nice Pig

A salesman visiting a farm was amazed to see a pig walking round the yard with a wooden leg. He asked the farmer about it.

"That pig is really the most wonderful pig that ever was. One time I fell asleep in the barn and while I was asleep the barn caught fire. Do you know that pig actually broke out of his pen and came into the flames to drag me to safety. I owe my life to that pig."

"That's certainly very impressive, but you haven't told me why it's got a wooden leg."

"Well, a wonderful pig like that—you can't just eat it all at once."

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