My Clumsy Husband

The young bride was having her new house decorated, and she noticed where her husband had left a hand print on a freshly painted wall. She slipped into a flimsy negligee, and called the painter who was working downstairs.

'Pardon me, but would you like to see where my husband put his hand last night?'

'I'd love to, lady, but I've got to get done with this painting first.'

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