My Agent

An unemployed actor came home dejectedly after a day of fruitless job-hunting and found his wife lying on the bed with her clothes torn off, hysterical.

'Good Lord! Who did this to you?'

'Oh darling, I tried to fight him off. He came here looking for you and found me alone and defenceless.'

'Who? Who did this awful thing?'

'Your agent.'

'My agent,' he said, his face brightening, 'Did he say whether he'd found a part for me?'

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