I Want Out

While making the rounds of producers' and casting directors' offices, Sally made a successful contact, and as a result, was offered a speaking role in a feature-length western.

The first day's script called for her to be thrown from a horse into a clump of cacti. The second day, she had to jump from a cliff, her clothes on fire, into a mountain stream, and swim to shore. On the third day, she was cuffed around by the villain, and the director—a stickler for realism—reshot the scene five times. The fourth day, her boot caught in a stirrup, and a runaway horse dragged her two miles.

She managed to limp wearily to the producer's office.

'Listen,' she said hoarsely, 'Who do I have to sleep with to get out of this picture?'

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