I Had To Get Up Anyway

Staggering into his apartment, the bibber deposited himself on the bed and fell asleep. An hour later, he was awakened by a knock at the door. He staggered out of bed and opened it to find his drinking companion of the evening.

'Sorry to wake you up, Joe."

'That's all right. I had to get up to answer the door anyway.'

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