Greatest Invention

Sam, a brilliant young inventor, had his living quarters and laboratory combined. A visitor was there, and Sam drew back the velvet curtains enclosing a cosy alcove. There, stretched out on the divan, was a beautiful nude blonde holding a glass, empty except for two ice cubes.

'This is my latest and greatest invention," Sam said. 'I call it instant sex. You just add Scotch."

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