Expectant Mothers

It was the first day for the new salesgirl at the maternity shop. It had been a hectic day; the store had been crowded from the moment the doors opened, and the girl had sped from one customer to another without stopping. Just as she anticipated a breathing spell, the doors opened and a fresh flood of expectant mothers poured in.

'Ye Gods,' she cried, 'doesn't anyone do it for fun any more?'

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