Charity

Despite warnings from his guide, an American skiing in Switzerland got separated from his group and fell—uninjured— into a deep crevasse. Several hours later, a rescue party found the yawning pit, and to reassure the stranded skier, shouted down to him, 'We're from the Red Cross!"

'Sorry,' the imperturbable American echoed back, 'I already gave at the office!'

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