Can't Afford The Rates

Charlie was taking his out-of-town pal for a stroll through the city. The friend observed a good-looking girl and asked Charlie if he knew her.

'Yes, that's Betty. "Five pounds." '

'How about that one?"

'That's Dolores. "Ten pounds." '

'Here comes one that's really first-class, Do you know her?'

'That's Gloria. "Twenty pounds." '

'My God, aren't there any nice, respectable girls in this town?"

'Of course, but you couldn't afford their rates.'

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