Can I Help ?

Charlie entered the airline ticket office, and the girl behind the counter was as magnificently endowed with feminine equipment as any girl he could ever remember seeing. She was wearing a low cut dress and bending low over notations she was making. He stared at her.

She looked up, and said, 'What can I do for you, sir?'

Charlie heard his own breath hissing in his ears like steam, but tried to master the situation. He did, after all, need two tickets to Pittsburgh. He finally spoke.

'Uh, give me two pickets to ..."

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