Blind Cow

A dealer called at a dairy farm and told the farmer that he was interested in buying a cow. The cows were all in the barn, and the farmer took him over to look at them. The dealer picked out an animal and, after some bargaining, paid the farmer $85.

But when they were putting the cow into the dealer's truck, the dealer discovered that the beast was blind. He turned on the farmer:

"You old fool. This cow's blind. How do you expect me to sell a cow that's blind?"

"Well, I just did."

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