Beaten By Wife

'Say,' said the operator in his usual confidential tone, 'there's a lot of good stuff at this party. If I find a chick who's ready, would you mind if I used your extra bedroom for a quick tryst?"

'Not at all, but what about your wife?'

'Oh, I'll only be gone a few minutes. She'll never miss me.'

'No, I'm sure she won't miss you,' said the host, 'but fifteen minutes ago she borrowed the extra bedroom.'

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