An Economist

George knew just what he wanted in a woman.

'The girl I marry,' he used to say, 'will be an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living-room, and a devil in bed.'

Now he's married, and his wife has all the required traits— but not in the same order. She's an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living-room, and an economist in bed.

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