A Saleman's Yarns

A housewife who was hard of hearing answered the door to find a salesman with a large sample case.

"Good morning, madam. I'm representing the Wonderwarm Woollen Works. We're offering discount prices on yarns that didn't come up to our proper standards. The colours ran and the yarns are a bit off-colour. Could I come in and show you my samples?"

"I'm sorry. I'm hard of hearing. What did you say?"

The salesman raised his voice.

"Would you be interested in some off-colour yarns?"

"Sounds like fun. Come in for a cup of coffee and you can tell them to me."

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