You Might be an Accountant...

• your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
• you refer to your child as Deduction 214 3.
• you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses"
• at the movie Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation.
• you decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline "=========="
• you had no idea that GAP was also a clothing store
• you consider it normal not to see your spouse or children from February to April 15th.
• you've ever made a joke about a double-entry bookkeeping method .
• you know what the acronym MACRS stands for .
• you have a petty cash box at home and actually refer to it as such

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