Tax Returns

The proprietor of a rather dubious 'import/export' business was asked to come in for an interview with the Inspector of Taxes.

'What's this all about?' he demanded.

'You seem to be having some difficulty with your tax returns,' said the Inspector. 'It's really very simple. All you have to do is tell us how much your company has taken in, how much has been spent on expenses and what your total profits are for the year.'

'Blimey!' said the shady boss. 'I wouldn't even tell that to my partner!'

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