Mr Smith

There was once a large firm of exporters called Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith. One day a customer rang up and said, 'Could I speak to Mr Smith, please?'

Tm sorry,' said a voice, 'Mr Smith is in Brussels.'

'Then could I speak to Mr Smith, please?'

'Mr Smith is off sick today.'

'Well, how about Mr Smith?'

'He's in a meeting.'

'In that case,' said the caller, I'll speak to Mr Smith.'

'Speaking,' said the voice. 'How can I help you?'

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