Middle Name

There was once a very successful and enterprising clothing manufacturer who, despite his great success, had never learned to read or write. He couldn't even sign his name and his bank was quite accustomed to handling cheques signed with two Xs. One day, however, they received a cheque signed with three Xs. The bank manager rang to query the cheque and the boss explained, 'It's my wife. Now that I'm doing so well, she thought I ought to have a middle name.'

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