Ideal Job

JOB APPLICANT: 'I'd like to accept the post, sir, but the last place I worked for paid me a much higher salary.'

BOSS: 'But they didn't have a generous pension scheme like us, did they?'

JOB APPLICANT: 'Oh, yes - in fact it was much more generous.'

BOSS: 'And bonus payments and overtime?'

JOB APPLICANT: 'Certainly.'

BOSS: 'And six weeks' paid holiday a year?'

JOB APPLICANT: 'Yes.'

BOSS: 'Then why on earth did you leave?'

JOB APPLICANT: 'They went bankrupt.'

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