Ford's Funeral

At the funeral of the great automobile manufacturer, Henry Ford, his coffin was carried into the cemetery by eight pall-bearers. Suddenly Ford's voice was heard from inside the coffin. 'How many men have you got on this job?' he demanded.

'Eight, Mr Ford,' stammered the amazed pall-bearers. 'Fire six of them and put this damn thing on wheels!' said Ford.

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