Flooded

The boss had told his wife never to ring him at the office unless it was urgent, so he was rather annoyed when she telephoned one day to say that there was something wrong with the car.

'What's the matter with it?' he said irritably.

'Well, dear,' she said, 'I think the engine's flooded.'

'All right, I'll take a look at it when I get home,' said the boss.

'Where is the car now?' 'In the canal,' said his wife.

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