Expensive Typist

The boss of a large import/export firm had spent the whole morning dictating letters to addresses all over the world — Hong Kong, New York, Tokyo, Durban, Rio de Janeiro, Delhi, Melbourne and Toronto. Within half an hour, his secretary came in and said, 'I've finished, sir.' 'Good Lord,' said the boss. 'You must be a fast typist!' 'Oh, I didn't type the letters, sir,' said his secretary. 'That would have taken far too long. I just phoned them all up.'

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