Elephant Dealing

Two small-time businessmen met in a pub. They were well known for dealing in everything and anything, and one of them said to the other in a confidential whisper: 'Would you like to buy an African elephant for £100?'

'Are you crazy?' said the second man. 'I live in a tower block and I've got four kids!'

'All right, keep your voice down!' said the first businessman. 'Tell you what I'll do. I can let you have two African elephants for £150.'

'Ah!' said his friend. 'Now you're talking!'

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