Collecting Box

A worker on a car assembly line was going round the plant with a collecting box. He approached a fellow in the paint shop and said, 'Give us 50p, Fred.'

'What's it for this time?' asked Fred.

'We're burying our foreman tomorrow,' was the reply. 'In that case,' said Fred, 'here's a tenner. Bury the whole ruddy lot of them!'

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