Book Keeping

T'he boss was looking over the books at the end of the month. 'You're supposed to show the profits in black ink,' he said to his head book-keeper.

'We haven't got any black ink,' said the accountant.

'Well, go out and buy some,' said the boss.

'If I do that,' said the book-keeper, 'we'll be in the red again!'

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